At the grocer
- Me: (at grocery with my 2 y/o)
- Random lady: so cute... Boy or girl?
- Me: (realizing years long dream of quoting Undercover Blues): Gosh, I hope so.
- Random lady: *fake-polite laugh*
- Me: hey, 2y/o, are you a boy or girl?
- 2y/o: (looks at me very seriously as if considering it, then, instead - holds up a bakery bag and says) I have a donut.
- Me: *grin*